Food!

            Bodacious Dilemma

When eating a Bojangles meal,

There’s one problem with their fries.

It’s not the taste, you can be sure,

For therein perfection lies.

It’s certainly not the seasoning

Of those golden Cajun sticks,

Nor is it the size or the taters they use

That needs any sort of fix.

But of this only do I complain:

Their heat could evaporate a pool.

And herein lies the great dilemma—

Eat now or wait for them to cool.

To wait for the fries on top of the stack

To lose just a bit of their heat

Would let all the bottom fries cool far too much

Before them you’d have time to eat.

But eating immediately is risky too,

For your tongue you may chance to burn;

And then your enjoyment of all of the rest

Would decrease, as surely you’d learn.

What can one do in such a case

To ensure no fry to waste will go?

The answer to this questioning,
Alas, I do not know.

                 Ode to Cookout

                                               

Look how the road winds on and on,

Up over the hills and into the sun;

But no matter where I journey about

It will always lead me by a Cookout.

Oh! Cookout is a wondrous place

Where with food delicious I stuff my face.

I cannot resist their scrumptious shakes;

Such quality food is ne’er a mistake.

Their burgers are perfect, their fries seasoned well,

Their bacon, delicious and pleasant to smell.

How grateful I am that all roads will lead
Eventually to Cookout, a blessing indeed.

I wrote this while watching an incredibly boring movie:

        Do You Know the Pizza Man?

Is any man as loved as the pizza man?

I should say not,

For when pizza is bought,

He delivers it as fast as he can.

Does any receive such thanks as he?

I can think of none—

No, not even one—

For my face lights up when him I see.

So this I employ to all of my friends:

Order pizza when you can

To support this good man
And ensure that his service never ends.



        Peanut Butter and Jelly

What would I do without PB 'n J?
How boring would life be, how filled with dismay!
I would keep on writing but find that I can't,
For this topic's depressing...so here ends my rant.