Aw Crap!

This is a true story:

            Aw Crap!

The story I am telling you,

Quite sad but very true,

Is of a bird that on my face

Did drop a load of poo.

It hit my forehead and my nose

Part brown, part white as snow.

Of all the random passersby,

’Twas I the rascal chose.

I wondered what I did that night

That ever would incite

Such actions from that little bird,

Above and out of sight.

When this affair was over, done,

I thought I’d have some fun

And wrote this poem for you all

Of one birds hit and run.