Chick-fil-A

Oh Chick-fil-A, what can I say?
You bring me joy 'most every day.
And when I eat I always know
There's no place else I'd rather go,

For what you serve is all I need
To fill me up. Indeed,
No other chicken will I eat
Than yours alone, so great a treat.

And as I close this grateful song
Of food for which I daily long,
I must declare when here I dine,
The pleasure truly all is mine.


One day, I'm gonna get paid to write stuff like this for restaurant chains.

I'd Like to Say a Few Words Before I Devour

Cookies really are the best.
James, you're really writing a poem about cookies? Oh yes!
Because they're worth it, oh they are so worth it.
They deserve our praise and admiration,
For they deliver such an incredible sensation.
I've been asked before if I'd like a cookie
As if that were even a question.
"Give me four!" is my emphatic response,
A command, mind you, not a suggestion.
Thomas Jefferson was clearly thinking about cookies
When he wrote about happiness in the Declaration.
For nothing brings happiness quite like a cookie
As every sane human agrees—

Wait just a second! Is this cinnamon raisin?! *Angry Face*
You mean I've been writing a love poem inspired by an imposture!
I may never love again.

Ancient Adage (That I Just Made Up)

The king who trusts a foolish man
May loose his kingdom and his wealth,
But he who puts his trust in none
Will drag the kingdom down himself.

What's Underneath?

There comes a time in every man's life
To make a decision that will define him
For the rest of his life.
A question so fundamental it will affect his very existence,
And cut deep into his heart like a knife.

It's a private decision;
Few others will know
What choice he makes on that day.
It will come as a question,
That time when every man must say:

Should I wear boxers or should I wear briefs?
Which will help my level of self-confidence increase?
Should I wear boxers or briefs?

But those aren't the only two choices you've got;
You have to choose a color...or if you want polka dots.
I kinda like compression shorts; I wear them all the time.
Or you could go commando if you feel so inclined.

Should I wear boxers or should I wear briefs?
Does one produce restriction and the other bring release?
Should I wear boxers or briefs?

Do I need a fly?
I never use one.
I tend to just pull down...
Sorry, TMI.

And what about PJs? A onesie? Naw.
I could, on the other hand, sleep all natural.

Should I wear boxers or should I wear briefs?
What drawers should I drop when I need some relief?
They say that what matters is what's underneath,
So should I wear boxers or briefs?