Beach Trip Bucket List

On my next beach trip, I have a list

Of things I wish to do;

So here’s the stuff I’ll try to get done

Before the trip is through:

Well, first things first, I’ll get a tan

Or at least work with what I’ve got.

Chances are I’ll just burn up

And desperately need aloe—a lot.

Next I want to play in the sand:

I’ll build a castle and dig a hole,

Then I’ll fight in them with plastic army men—

In such play I’ll pour out my soul.

When this is done, I’ll play airsoft:

Shooting my bros. and dodging their shots—

Hiding behind civilians (yeah, shooting them too)

Ah, that’s the life, I’ve always thought.

This last one is a little strange, but still true:

I want to fight off a shark and save a person or two;

I’m not exactly sure why I want to do this…

It just seems like a sexy thing to do.

Well, I guess that’s it…yep that’s all.

Will I get it all done—who knows?

At least I’ll try and if I fail,

It’s been fun writing this before I go.