Sunday, September 22, 2013

About That Last Post

Hey ladies (and other adoring fans),
I wish you all the very best.
After reading that last post you may be wondering
Was I serious or writing in jest.

Let me explain, I'm not a spy,
And the story behind that post goes like this:
It was written by a hacker named Vladimir—who has absolutely nothing to do with a Russian
Intelligence agency that is trying to blow my cover—because none of that exists.

I apologize for any confusion this may have caused
Or I at least hope I've now made things clear.
If not, you should stop by some time so I can erase your memor—I mean, talk you through it
And make the confusion disappear.

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