Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Perfect for Me

Dear God, Creator, Sovereign Lord,
I thank you for your gifts to me.
Of one gift now I’d like to write—
My precious family.

My dad’s a Godly, loving man,
Selfless and never vain.
He freely gives his time and energy
And seldom acts for personal gain.

My mother is precious, a wonderful mom,
Whom I have learned nearly everything from.
Her wisdom and guidance and friendship I've needed
And with her, many trials I have overcome.

Philip, the oldest of six,
Is the most considerate person I know—
Though I’m 12 years his junior I feel like his friend.
He was never too old for his bro.

Then there’s Callie, my friend,
Overflowing with love,
Hard working, inspiring, relatable, honest,
She falls down and gets up when push comes to shove.

Olivia, dear Olivia—
The most remarkable person I've met.
She’s a productive bundle of enthusiastic creativity.
Her rival I haven’t found yet.

For Peter, I have so much respect,
For the man he is and the things he has done,
For a stoic ability to put up with me,
For being a friend, role model, and paintball target all rolled into one.

This brings me to Aaron, the last of these gifts.
Being the youngest, his job isn’t easy,
But he does his best and works very hard.
His perseverance inspires me.

So, Lord, these gifts I bring to you
And thank you for each one.
This family loves and challenges me
And brings me joy and tons of fun.


Aaron insisted that I include a few lines about his muscles, so I wrote this bonus stanza for him:

A lump is forming on his arm.
His pecks are finally coming along.
His shoulders still could use some work.
His abs are actually somewhat strong.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Clearly Playing Favorites

My mother always compliments
My brother on his whistling skill
But never commends my shy attempts
To show how well I belch at will.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Pretty Awesome

Incredible isn't it—the satellite dish.
That we can watch upon a wish
Any variety of people and things
Fly before us on the glorious wings
Of today's technology.

Trustworthy Truths

All animals always act annoyingly allusive.
Sad solicitors supposedly sober simple slobs.
Amateur actors ardently allocate all and any actions.
Slimy salamanders sleep so soundly.
Alliteration always adds an awe-inspiring air.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Expires: Jan 24 09

Can blue cheese mold when it gets old?
Does it expire or ever retire
To the land of trash to be turned into ash?
Or does it last forever unending, this tasteful blue blending,
Of cheese and mold. What will unfold?
I do not know. Soooooo...
I guess I'll just take a bite and see what happens.


Join me next time when I investigate: "Sour Cream: Can It Go Sour?"

Thanks for the Confidence Boost, Google

Google just informed me that I have
No friends, no acquaintances, and no following.
It's like online I don't exist...
I've never felt so depressed.

Everything But The...

Neglected, betrayed—
It must feel so excluded—
The poor kitchen sink.